From “The Lizard Lounge” Series on I Am the Clay
clothesline [klohz-lahyn] noun 1. a strong, narrow rope, cord, wire, etc., usually
stretched between two poles on which clean laundry is hung to dry. 2. A way to cut
your power bill AND your waistline in half. (“in half” may be exaggerating a bit…)
Other than hitting a lick or two at writing a book, it was quiet here at the “Lizard Lounge” this past summer. (If you’re new to “I Am the Clay,” take a second and follow that link to find out where that name came from. You can also click here for the whole series.) That’s either a good thing or a bad thing, as it quite possibly means I haven’t done diddly squat around here—except for the laundry. (Those are my clothes in the picture above.) All is not lost, though—the most mundane activities can often inspire a blog post.
Who knew my earthly home could teach me so much about the journey toward my heavenly one…?
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I have a clothesline—and use it regularly instead of the clothes dryer. (I also wash dishes by hand and don’t use a dishwasher—on purpose.) So there.
Oh, I hear you thinking, What are you, some kind of hippy, tree-hugging, off-the-grid, antiestablishment, pinko commie liberal prepper? If God had intended us to NOT use the clothes dryer He wouldn’t have created Bounce fabric softener sheets. And don’t get me started on the dishwasher thing…
(Hey, now—that’s uncalled for.) Hear me out. Consider this:
- Clothes dryers use a la-hot of electricity.
- Hanging out the laundry burns calories. (not pointing fingers or anything, but…)
- You can’t beat that fresh (and free) great-outdoors smell.
So there are more reasons TO use a clothesline than to NOT use one. Especially for me.